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Locust Jones

Exciting new development opportunity!

You can have your cake and eat it too! Mush it into your face in a frenzy. In this stunning new residential apartment building, watch sleek air planes glide by your window as you contemplate the toxic sunset from the comfort of your air conditioned living room. With panoramic views over the historic neighborhood of Williamsburg and a security enhanced foyer - what better place to bring up your family?

Easy walking distance to cafes, boutiques, dog parks and shops.

My car, Lonnie, is hot pink and real good at attracting all the shortys. It also has solid gold bumpers.

So, come on out! The car is located on south 5th and Kent Ave. You have to come out and visit because my phone broke.

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